A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
by Mrcl86 February 9, 2020
Get the Kard Ratmug. When sitting on a rock, staircase, tree stump or elevated ground (as a rat), you wiggle your backside and fly off into the distance
by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 5, 2025
Get the Rat Wigglemug. 
An alcoholic shot containing equal parts of ..
1 oz. JAGERMEISTER
1 oz. GOLDSCHLAGER
1 oz. PATRON
Served chilled in a rocks glass.
1 oz. JAGERMEISTER
1 oz. GOLDSCHLAGER
1 oz. PATRON
Served chilled in a rocks glass.
Bra, I got so messed up last night playing 7, 14, 21. I lost like 5 times in a row and had to take a rats nest shot each time.
by TruffleButterINSmalltownMN October 14, 2015
Get the Rats Nest Shotmug. 
by RCtheking February 4, 2024
Get the rat bag saggity fagmug. Just your typical cock sucker frat bro. Buddy loves his blow and his white claws. He spends his week days smoking the worst skunk weed you’ll ever find and the weekend fucking 3’s and telling his friends he’s “that guy”
by Joey applesauce October 9, 2023
Get the Freddy the frat ratmug.