Urban Dictionary

A Website for schoolchildren to waste time with when they are meant to be doing schoolwork

The person was using "Urban Dictionary" instead of doing his religion homework

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 May 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The website that you are looking at right now. Was a good idea, until it was flooded with horny people who make up fake (and often sexual) definitions of words. Of course, there are the token minorities that actually try to make this place more like a dictionary, and less like a shitshow that defines words improperly. Sadly, that's a very small portion of this community, and is still filled to brim with (sexual) slang definitions of real words, such as box.

Urban Dictionary: Define your world!
Everyone: *writes sexual definitions of every word imaginable, even non-sexual words*
Urban Dictionary: *visible confusion*

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

Urban dictionary

Bruh do you need me to explain it to you?

No seriously, you're on urban dictionary and you need me to EXPLAIN what it is to you?

by Nintendrew January 23, 2023

Urban dictionary

This is the perfect site where you can right about random shit and boast about stuff you aren't

"Jesus Christ it says that I'm the sexiest and hottest man out there how right could they be" wink wink "urban dictionary got it right again!"

by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary Is Written By You

the words above the define a word button

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.

by prize_hood7 December 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020