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Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.
Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.
by Fatmancando December 29, 2010
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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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Water Manger

A: "Dude your mom is such a water manger"
B ":("
by geotongdru September 14, 2023
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Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.
I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.
by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020
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stars in the water

Don't do anything now, wait to see your stars in the water.
by Richitch May 17, 2016
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Dog Water

When you are actual trash at a video game and your friend need to insult you.

You are actually horrible at this game.
Brad: Bro you are actually dog water just uninstall this game
You: Bro chill it was one bad play
Brad: YOUVE SAID THAT FOR FIVE GAMES
by advil.absence January 19, 2021
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Still Water

Still water is water that is not flowing, therefore containing large quantities of brain-eating amoeba.
I started my winter arc by using my Balkan rage to drink still water while doing the Jamaican stare and listening to Mango Mango Mango Phonk (Slowed).
by Oklahoma Rage Official October 6, 2024
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