Dah P Mplugge

A process where a notable NUL alumni engages in matchmaking activities to help people get their soul Mates and casual sex when necessary.

The fear of approaching girls at NUL is not detrimental to one's endeavours to get a soul mate due to the Dah P Mplugge process

by Dah Matso September 22, 2022

p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020