Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

Dirty Lega

A Dirty Lega is where you accidentally impregnate your next door neighbour.

"Mate! last night got pretty wild ay"

"Yeah man, I got so drunk last night I think I pulled a dirty lega"

by Slippery_snake94 November 22, 2021

Dirty Kieran

The act of kidnapping a complete stranger and drowning them in a bath full of hot sauce and semen

Wow that girls so hot I'm gonna give her a dirty kieran

by Venom_420 November 22, 2021

Dirty Ollie

When you give a strange man a hand job in order to ride his car around

Yooo check out that whip, imma pull a dirty Ollie

by Xoxogothipgurl November 22, 2021

Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

dirty albie

when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.

Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga

by Jamal Johnson-Caulker November 12, 2020