goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

pissing asshole

When a guy cums in a woman's ass and then she has to shit and it comes out like piss or water.

He left me with pissing asshole syndrome the other night.

by SexiMama69 May 26, 2021

Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.

Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.

by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025

piss bliss

(n.) The joy received from urinating after a long period of time of holding it in.

Chris groaned from piss bliss as he hadn't had gone since yesterday afternoon.

by Sark45 June 4, 2019

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

by No Mercy June 15, 2025

piss bucket

bucket of piss

bob: “Did you seen Fawn got their own piss bucket?”
obama: “swag”

by anonymous March 20, 2021