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Just like your dad

A type of insult used by many to convey the message the other person has, no dad. Even if it may be false.

Another use of this includes highlighting that something or someone is acting, like your dad.

It can be used basically anywhere at any time. Can be expanded into Just like your dad...hit you, bashed you, killed you.
Example 1:

Person 1: Hey dude. Where is Jeff?

Person 2: Idk man, he went missing a while ago...
Person 1: Just like your dad! :DD

Another Example:

Person 1: Dude, I'm going invis.
Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Really dude? You suck.
Person 2: Just like your dad!
Person 1: Frik you I'm leaving...
Person 2: Just like your dad...
by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ August 2, 2020
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Stun 'em like a halibut

Phrase
verb/action

A phrase initally uttered Sunday 11/21/10 during the second episode of Sarah Palin's "My Alaska". During this episode the Palin family bludgeoned a halibut to death and referred to it as humanely "stunning" the fish.

This term indicates the desire to physically assault/beat someone with reckless abandon.
That bitch better get up off of my man unless she wants to get stunned like a halibut!

Hey, bitch! If you're feeling froggy leap! I will stun your ass like a halibut!

If those assholes don't stop trying to cut in line in front of me at Starbuck's, I swear I am gonna stun 'em like a halibut!
by Margeauxx Mcbeavers November 28, 2010
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Wanna combine like terms?

Wanna combine like terms is a way of asking a person of the same gender as you if the wanna fuck.
I’m gay, you’re gay…wanna combine like terms?
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Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.
Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!
by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013
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ass like three bitches

A lady with a ass big enough to fill up three seats
Damn dawg your girl has a ass like three bitches
by R . Carvet August 20, 2018
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A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean
*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"
by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021
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