when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after
max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house
david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out
david: omg im calling the ambulance
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after
max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house
david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out
david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019
The process by which a sex partner, presumably a male, inserts an object into the anus without permission.
While doing Jennifer doggy stile, Joey attempted to "go down the rabbit hole", much to Jennifer's chagrin.
by Gerald Dickens October 31, 2007
Nervous Hole Syndrome is when you feel the need to pinch a nice loaf but have no access to a bathroom, so right there you panic and get the sensation of nervous hole. It can occur when your actually nervous or when you just have to take a shit. It will usually creep up in the tailbone region and often move to the lower back. Sometimes it will vanish for a minute, but come back because it's just playing with you. When you find a pool to drop your Cosby's off, NHS will usually be over with for now. But can happen numerous times a day.
Reminder: NHS can commonly be confused with National Honor Society, please don't make this mistake
Reminder: NHS can commonly be confused with National Honor Society, please don't make this mistake
Have you ever been shopping in Wal-Mart and have to take a poop? Well...you don't want to go just yet so you finish your shopping. Then it hits you! Bam. Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS). Then your screwed until you unleash your terds.
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