i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017

I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018

I hate you

Why you hate me qmq?

No I hate you! >:(

by Sin and con August 12, 2021

I don't guess

When you don't know, but also don't want to make an educated guess about the potential future state.

Joe: She asked me to marry her
Jojoe: What did you answer?
Joe: I don't guess

by tetterman September 6, 2020

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle

What’s wrong?

I have a pickle!!

by Happy pickle January 28, 2019

will i go to heaven

no

katie: will i go to heaven
landen: nein

by WaluigiIsGod69 September 20, 2018

i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022