mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

Korean street taco

An Asian prostitute.

I was looking to hook up at the club last night, but ended up getting a Korean street taco instead.

by Dee Pee Ar Kay May 24, 2018

Eat taco and taco day

July 21st its the day we raise awareness for cervical cancer by sharing racos and eating her taco.

Oh look at her, id love to celebrate eat taco and taco day with her.

by Master methoos March 14, 2021

Choco Taco

A deviant sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girl’s anus as she’s defecating, hence the famous ice cream sandwich made by Klondike

Heather: Hey, Tristan. You want to meet up later and make a choco taco? *makes sexually suggestive looks*

Tristan: you said HUHHH?! *walks off in disgust*

Heather: ughhh…never mind

by Alex Fonz December 21, 2021

Taco Buddy

fucking the same mexican chick - like eskimo buddy

Yo, did you know Mike is my Taco Buddy? We both fucked Maria last week.

by atlchiqa March 31, 2017