Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.

Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!

by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010

Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

Same Song Syndrome

A disorder, very common in pop bands. Which causes their songs to resemble each other.

A: Which song is this?
B: I dunno they have Same Song Syndrome

by Andy The Drummer July 3, 2008

horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.

Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.

by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

post-break syndrome

Forgetting everything you learned in school before winter/spring break, by the time you get back to school.

1- "Oh shit, we have a math quiz tomorrow on quadratics!? I totally forgot how to do that over break!!!! IM SCREWED"

2- "Same here, looks like were suffering from post-break syndrome"

by lilrascal1234 January 4, 2010

Overdue Death Syndrome

What all walking corpses, ghouls, revenants etc. suffer from. It is known to strike with pandemic effect when there is no more room in hell, and St. Peter is keeping those pearly, pearly gates closed.

God fucking damn it! It looks hell is fucking full again, now Overdue Death Syndrome will be fucking rife. *Is eaten by recenly *Deceased* mother.*

by Oswald Mosley May 14, 2008