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by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

Bitch slapped,the classic slap from a girl that is very pissed.And when you get her even more pissed you better be prepared for that bitch slap.
by Beepbeeptootoot February 16, 2020

by The guy mom warned u about November 8, 2024

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025
