One who enters nothing but thinly veiled inside jokes about their own dicks or their friend's dicks on urban dictionary. An urban dick canary is usually very full of himself, and has very little respect for the noble process of defining words.
1. The only definitions Paul ever enters on Urban Dictionary pertain to the bizarre appearance of his revolting meat wand. He is such an urban dick canary.
2. Bill: Dude, Joe, your bulge looks like you stuffed an armadillo down your pants! Let us put it on Urban Dictionary under Joe's bulge and give an obscure, drunken definition!
Joe: YEAH!
Will: You guys are such urban dick canaries.
2. Bill: Dude, Joe, your bulge looks like you stuffed an armadillo down your pants! Let us put it on Urban Dictionary under Joe's bulge and give an obscure, drunken definition!
Joe: YEAH!
Will: You guys are such urban dick canaries.
by johnny neuromancer! October 25, 2009
Get the urban dick canarymug. OK, let's get a few things straight. We need to save this site. If you REALLY want to be noticed, try not repelling people from the site with defenitions of things like shovel penis and dickhead. Not needed. Just not good everyone. try harder. Please. For the good of the site. Help make Urban Dictionary great AGAIN!
We're getting closer to fixing urban dictionary. good job guys. if this definition doesn't get past, remember it. Please. if nothing changes things will just get worse.
by SkeletonGuy December 9, 2018
Get the Fixing Urban Dictionarymug. I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.
by Drayuh February 16, 2009
Get the dist-Urban Dictionarymug. someone who makes awful contributions to this site, and think they're clever by combining two words into a banal observation of a trivial activity in life, or making a lame pun out of a word.
1. anything on the front page of the site.
"check out all the urban dictionary faggots who endlessly add definitions to try and account for every single little idiosyncratic phenomenom, how INDIE"
2. virtually all of the content here that isn't overtly sexual.
"yeah, my friend is an urban dictionary faggot, he collects little quaint little douche-bag sayings and then adds them to this site, hoping people will give the thumbs up and approve of a made-up word.
"check out all the urban dictionary faggots who endlessly add definitions to try and account for every single little idiosyncratic phenomenom, how INDIE"
2. virtually all of the content here that isn't overtly sexual.
"yeah, my friend is an urban dictionary faggot, he collects little quaint little douche-bag sayings and then adds them to this site, hoping people will give the thumbs up and approve of a made-up word.
by you guys are pretty shitty April 3, 2009
Get the urban dictionary faggotmug. Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.
Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009
Get the Urban Beat offmug. when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010
Get the urban ass-kissingmug. 1. A lifeless being who dwells in the mystical realm known colloquially as "Urban Dictionary." This being exists only to feed Urban Dictionary with ridiculous definitions that are often considered to be highly offensive, whilst rejecting all other otherwise "good" definitions.
2. 1% of the Urban Dictionary population who only seeks to benefit the community through accepting good or otherwise harmless definitions.
2. 1% of the Urban Dictionary population who only seeks to benefit the community through accepting good or otherwise harmless definitions.
This definition is likely to be rejected.
"I'm so pissed, the editors rejected my entry on Double Bass. They have no life."
"Why must the Urban Dictionary Editors be so cruel?"
"I'm so pissed, the editors rejected my entry on Double Bass. They have no life."
"Why must the Urban Dictionary Editors be so cruel?"
by EditorsareJerks August 4, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionary Editormug.