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Crayola shit

When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.
I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.
by jubbajubba October 7, 2021
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E-Shit

An amusive nickname for people named Elias
by E-Shit November 7, 2022
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slab shit

Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss
"Yo did that nigga just give birth through his booty?" "Nah nigga that was just a slab shit."
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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steady shit

When someone is on there same old shit.. (mostly can be associated with females , males, and friends)
Damn ... ray is really on some steady shit with Bre
by Tyler Clifford and Garrett W December 28, 2017
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shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud
what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you
by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016
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Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018
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Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...
I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!
by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019
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