When you meet a girl off of chat and spend the night, but rather then having sex, you either get a hand job or a blow job, as the female is too fat/ ugly / etc.. for actual sex, even though you could of had it.
prima: Did you fuck that chat bitch last night?
secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.
prima: Epic!
secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.
prima: Epic!
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You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.
And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.
All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.
And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.
All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.
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