spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

by flayie June 27, 2023

andrea (man)

Andrea is a boy like few others. He goes out of his way for his friends, but watch out for his second side. In a relationship he loves the other person so much and respects them to the end, but he prioritizes things wrong, risking losing his loved one forever. When he makes a decision he never goes back, but he should understand that sometimes certain people don't happen in life anymore, he should put his pride aside and not always and only think about himself. When Andrea ends a relationship he decides not to take an interest in the person he has loved for so long, ignoring that the other person is hurting so much. oh, boy

you have lost the person who would have loved you most in this life.

Deep in your heart, you know it's never too late. Andrea, trust me, she’s unique

person 1: have you seen Andrea (man)?
person 2: yeah, he’s at work.
person 1: oh, whatever..

by text her dude November 21, 2021

Boss Man

A tall black man who sides with crips and always picks fights he cant win. He always says the word “Boss”.

Hey, Boss Man.
I’m not boss man, boss, ‘crips’.

by The anon man June 24, 2021

Scary man

Man who can cook

Wow he can cook scary man

by Bruh888678 June 25, 2021

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

by Tess October 24, 2004

eli manning

incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.

hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning

by giantsfan December 25, 2005