by chilifest March 13, 2009
When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
by Michael Dyakool December 17, 2007
When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.
Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
by Cartmen125 October 01, 2010
When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.
"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016
by egs1505 February 22, 2018
A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.
The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.
by JAZ AMP November 03, 2011
When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
by sucker1 January 25, 2018