the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

xbox best friend

An Xbox best friend is someone that you may have met over Xbox. Their everything that makes you want to get on xbox everyday. Their just like your best friends in real friends, just online. They changed you in a way. You can't live without them and they can't live without you. You always play together and always have a good time. You have the same games and love playing together when they can. Your always excited when they are online. You can't be separated ever. They love you and you love them a lot. You can't picture life without them. Your glad that you met them and never want to lose each other.

I can't wait to get home from school and talk to all my Xbox best friends. I love them so much!

by Xbox Girl January 17, 2015

Fair weather friend

A friend who only calls, texts, or hangs out when it suits them on their terms. They require everyone to be flexible around their last minute plans. In most cases, this friend will then cancel the plans all together because it doesn’t suit them- citing a last minute “pop up.” Never returns calls, texts, or face times.

Tyler’s friends genuinely enjoy his company. But as a fair weather friend- Tyler rarely actually follows through on returning calls, texts, face-times, or lunch dates. Usually he will claim some last minute “thing” was going on- but everyone knows its because he never wanted to hang out in the first place.

by Sausage Caucus December 12, 2021

spicy friend

a spicy friend is someone who you like but only like them for their body and use them for sex.

my spicy friend sucked my dick last night.

by lèmadre August 3, 2020

best friend

niveen & kira.

Kira wishes she had tits like her best friend niveen.

by sharmouta 23q April 28, 2011

friend-hole

1.)A word describing a person in which a larger prison inmate would call his own.
2.)Any of huffman's boyfriends

1.)Hey holmes, back up, he's MY friend-hole!
2.)I am in love, he is a wonderful friend-hole.

by dude October 26, 2003

beneficial friend

A friend with benefits, a sexual friend, as known as side chick.

She is not my girlfriend, but she is a beneficial friend.

by Big Daddy T15 February 16, 2015