sly cock

A penis you don't expect to find somewhere.

"What's that sly cock doing between my legs?"

by Davina April 26, 2006

chuggin' cock

oral sex performed on a male.

"Dave's probably in Kuna, chuggin' cock"

by resse'slover October 16, 2005

Cock Columbo

The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.

That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

cock gobbler

One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.

"Tim sure is a massive cock gobbler."

by M. James August 15, 2003

Cock Jousting

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.

The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

Cock Master

Descriptive noun for displaying extreme displeasure at an individual or individuals (Cock Masters).

All of them cock masters, everyone of them just kissing the bosses arse especially Graham, the cock master.

by Richard April 18, 2005

cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020