Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.

"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."

by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016

Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.

"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."

by Twistedthoughts1737 December 7, 2018

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

Hot cheese sundae

It's where you creampie someone in church

I gave my wife a hot cheese sundae in the middle of service last week.

by Vjiranen April 26, 2017

Charles Enterntainment Cheese

The real name of Chuck E. Cheese.

Brian: Lets go to chuck e. cheese!
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)

by Grian Bottlieb June 19, 2017

cream cheese dick

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.

Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow

by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009