A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)
Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!
Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?
Robert: Whats that?
Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?
Robert: Whats that?
Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010
Get the tweedle your needle mug.adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009
Get the your mum's baps mug.How you or someone you know goes through their well rehearsed,predictable set of behaviors and or reactions towards a specific occurance in the daily act of existing instead of owning up to the responsibility of their actions.
Kevin is late for class usually every day; finally the teacher just confronted him saying "just give it up already, you keep running your rackett on me hoping to smooth over the consequences of your tardiness" its NOT working dude!!
Teacher: Okay, its only the third day this week you have been late to class but its only Wednesday !
Kevin: Yeah, sorry, my car wouldn't start this morning.
Teacher on Thursday: You missed the quiz this morning on the skeletal muscles...
Kevin: You wouldnt believe it but I went out to my car and I had a flat tire
Teacher: Okay, its only the third day this week you have been late to class but its only Wednesday !
Kevin: Yeah, sorry, my car wouldn't start this morning.
Teacher on Thursday: You missed the quiz this morning on the skeletal muscles...
Kevin: You wouldnt believe it but I went out to my car and I had a flat tire
by UniqueMonique February 24, 2010
Get the Running your rackett mug.(1)The action of being able to secure yourself from another person's insult.
(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.
(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.
(1) After leaving the classroom, Lancaster realized that he left his backpack unwatched,
thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.
(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.
thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.
(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.
by MonkMaster123 May 21, 2009
Get the Trust Your Monks mug.a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"
b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"
b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"
by GorillaEye October 7, 2009
Get the Grottle your Kronse mug.Josh got angry and lost his nappy
Stop being a douche and put your nappy back on
Calm down and don't lose your nappy
Have you lost your nappy?
Stop being a douche and put your nappy back on
Calm down and don't lose your nappy
Have you lost your nappy?
by Lord Crimble December 22, 2009
Get the Lost your nappy mug.When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.
by Webster's Dic January 2, 2011
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