'The Champagne of Beers', introduced in 1903 by Miller Brewing when people thought champagne was something special. Rumor has it that it once was something you could not only swallow, but somewhat enjoy. It's recipe has since been modified. Today, it's a cheaply brewed 'beer' that is made with one part leftover natural grain dust from real brews and one part miscellaneous animal by-product from super-massive poultry/livestock farms that often service fast food chains (dried and ground into dust).
Another example of bait-and-switch labeling.
Also referenced recently by idiots that do dares.
Another example of bait-and-switch labeling.
Also referenced recently by idiots that do dares.
Idiots prove these tales to be true via 'dare':
"The human body can't possibly drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down."
"You can't eat two tablespoon-fulls of nutmeg without vomiting"
"Drinking miller high life in excess of 4 ounces per day for a week gives one any range of various medical disorders"
-In the case of miller high life it might even be considered fun to see which disease/disorder the consumer acquires.
"The human body can't possibly drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down."
"You can't eat two tablespoon-fulls of nutmeg without vomiting"
"Drinking miller high life in excess of 4 ounces per day for a week gives one any range of various medical disorders"
-In the case of miller high life it might even be considered fun to see which disease/disorder the consumer acquires.
by Five Star General of Earth July 11, 2013
Sometimes I wonder if our souls are the original soulmates. As cheesy as it sounds we are both old souls. We must've reincarnated a lot and for my love for you to be this strong, it must've lasted life times. It will continue to last life times as we reincarnate and find each other again and again. We were made for each other. So as I'm sure I have asked in many lifetimes before....
by OnnieSimpre May 09, 2022
Someone who deliberately aggravates or annoys someone by refusing all logic towards any valid point's given in an argument, usually because of stubbornness or general need to be right.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.
All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.
All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.
Rush: You just can't have a thousand folds in a katana
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll
by Silly Mushroom January 11, 2011
Reference to a person in an organization or group who is looked at favourably by others. The saying comes from animals that look cute and sweet. A 'blue eyes life form' person would always be clean, tidy, presentable, have a smile, very keen and ready to please.
by jme1 January 07, 2011
Someone who envisions themselves with you but in this reality it would NEVER work, for practical reasons perhaps...
by Dr Megge January 18, 2017
A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...
by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022
Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:
American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors
*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life
Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.
I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
Signs include but not limited to:
American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors
*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life
Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.
I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
by Jbdefinitions June 13, 2019