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stinky dick

It means to have sex with two different girls without washing, usually without the second one knowing.
I'm not sure she would have blown me if she'd known I had stinky dick...
by brobro December 6, 2007
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dick mistress

a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"
Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007
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dick garage

the fleshy meat sock surrounding a dog's penis.
Hammerdog's dick garage is dangling like a Mexican hammock today.

Wow, look at the dick garage on that Great Dane....its like a furry elephant trunk.
by SoloBros August 25, 2010
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dick pic

I just got a dick pic from John
by ThorsBicep October 11, 2016
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Dick Juice

What comes out of your penis after an orgasm.
Imma drink ur dick juice tonight.
by connor599 January 10, 2012
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MY DICK!

MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!
Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!

I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!

Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.
by 92's June 7, 2011
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dick rot

A condition that is uncomfortable to the sufferer as well as unpleasant for others, caused by the usual, very poor male hygiene.

What your mom tells you will happen if you don't take a shower now! Your little brother notices you have been wearing the same underwear for 3 days and doesn't buy it that you have 3 pairs the same color - gray.
Mom: Go take a shower. You stink!

Teen son: Wait until I finish this game....

Mom: You said that yesterday. Do you want to get dick rot before you even get a chance to lose your virginity?
by madwife July 12, 2006
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