oot your nut

scottish slang
1. drunk to the point of insanity
wasted, wrecked, hammered
2. stoned

am pure oot ma nut man!!

by danni December 18, 2003

skimpy nut bags

Male beachwear of insufficient modesty, casting genitalia in visible relief. Considered indecorous, if not offensive, and embarassing by other beach-goers.

Danny-mate is not packing much of a frankie in those skimpy nut bags

by van kent April 10, 2007

Chill Your Nuts

When one has to chill and or settle down.
or the process of chilling nuts.

1. Dude chill your nuts im almost done.
2.ooh this is cold

by jabooty January 08, 2008

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.

When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

by Prez Naborhood Ashoshashun October 17, 2009

bobcat your nuts

the act of bobcatting, as it pertains to your nuts.

The fool kept stepping, so my friends yelled, "YO! BOBCAT YOUR NUTS."

by Mario-san February 13, 2008

UD Nut Slop

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.

Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*

by pollup January 02, 2008

He-nut butter

love juice that comes out of your spam javelin

chris evans likes his he-nut butter

by Jonny and Pete June 19, 2008