Eye shadow bruise

The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.

person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?

by coit105 May 8, 2010

split brown eye

When a women bends over in a thong or tight pantie and you can see her outer ring of her ass or most of her asshole

My wife bent over in her thong and i could see her split brown eye.

by bigbadbg February 19, 2011

Eye Gap Man

A guy with a huge eye gap

Eye Gap Man has a big eye gap

by Jack Peter Jones November 9, 2020

Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.

I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

by greyshark7 May 17, 2011

third eye blunt

It’s when you take your blunt and put it to the center of your four head after you are finished hitting it Representing your third eye being open

Yo let’s go watch young dagger dick snap all he does is hit the blunt and put it to his head Young dagger dick invented the third eye blunt

by idontgetscared February 18, 2019

AICH EYE VEE

the pronunciation of HIV, commonly used in the medical field to describe homosexual man-whores

This gay guy has aich eye vee

by ihaveaicheyevee September 4, 2018

rest one's eyes

A term used meaning to sleep, most commonly a nap.

"you going to sleep man?"
"Yes, one must rest one's eyes."

by pineappleexpress October 9, 2016