mexican prenup

The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court

That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!

by Mississippi.boi April 17, 2024

Mexican pheasant

A black and white bird aka the magpie

Dave " hey sergio look at all those mexican pheasants in a flock!"

Sergio " you racist bastard!"

by ButcherOG July 23, 2022

Mexican Sharpshooter

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.

John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.

by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024

Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

Mexican

Tortilla, taco, burrito, senor, a las 3 am

Mexican tortilla porno

by SexHoundSmtih May 18, 2021

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

mexican oral

A bunch of gay Mexicans slobs on knobs named Hunter Rolader.

A bunch of Mexicans gave Hunter Rolader Mexican oral

by Hizzledizzle January 16, 2016