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Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"
"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"
by Jarmeister November 28, 2011
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Pelvic Thrust Syndrome

The phenomenon of the pelvic area suddenly becoming it's own being and thrusting towards an extremely hot person.
Friend 1- Dude, look at that guy, he's SO hot!
Friend 2- I know! Uh oh, I think I'm getting the Pelvic Thrust Syndrome!

Friend 1- Oh no! Restrain yourself!
Friend 2- It's too late! HELP!
by momma123 December 1, 2011
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shiny upperclassmen syndrome

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.
"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."
by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012
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late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.
1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)
by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011
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Hindermen's Drop Syndrome

A medical condition mostly prominent in the elderly community in which a large flatulence is expelled so violently the victim loses their footing and fall over as a side effect.
They lady who fell over at the line in Luby's to first responders that she has Hindermen's Drop Syndrome as a pre-existing condition.
by Dick Whispers222 July 28, 2011
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Butler Band Syndrome

When a large group of people, usually trying to move in an orderly fashion, compress and expand repeatedly, in an accordion-like motion. Can commonly be seen taking place with groups during parades.
This parade is great, but I think all the groups have Butler Band Syndrome... I'm getting dizzy from watching it!
by Someone-New9275w October 23, 2011
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Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.
Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.
by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023
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