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Stow rat

A small worker who can gain access into tight spaces.
There is no way I'm going to fit down here. Where is the Stow rat?
by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021
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smeely rat

"OMG U SMEELY RAT U ATE MY ICE CREAM YOU DUMBY MUMBY YOU SCUMBY RUSCHY"
by Megan the muffafuggin stallion January 23, 2022
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UD Rat

UD Rat (Urban Dictionary Rat) is another name for people who spread out peoples' names (most likely their crush) in a sexual matter to people all around the globe 🌎.
There are so many UD Rats on the Urban Dictionary!
by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018
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Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
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rat in the oven

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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Rat Poison

Bottles of herbal shot based liquor purchased from random foreign countries that contain extortionate levels of alcohol that immediately upon hitting the back of your throat make you wretch , then approximately 1 hour later annihilates the participant into a painful world of vomiting and semi conscious alcohol infused head spinning.
As Rebecca lay spread eagle on the floor covered in her own urine and vomit whilst groaning in regret, the consequences of downing the herbal ‘Rat Poison’ suddenly became very apparant.
by The Turtle Landlord May 4, 2022
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