lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.

Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.

by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016

Meat chain

A meat chain is when there are three or more guys and they gave each other a boner by accident or on purpose

“Last night I was in the car with Christopher and Harry, Harry got a boner from me because of my big muscles, I got a boner from Harry because he got a boner, and then Christopher got a boner because he saw me and Harry with a boner so we had a meat chain”

by OHMYGODTHATSSOBIGANDJUICY🙀 December 24, 2023

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

boss meat

A piece of meat that is difficult to eat, or is eaten reluctantly at the end of a meal. (Similar to a boss at the end of a game level.)

I just ate beef and carrot stew, and at the bottom of my bowl was one last huge piece of boss meat.

At Joe's restaurant, I ate the appetizer, salad, mashed potatoes, rice, and drank my whole soda, and nothing was left except for a boss meat.

by vince_k May 6, 2014

Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023

Meat Spinning

Aussie - usually when you use your $85 jumbuck rotisserie bbq to cook some amazing meats

Just stuck a lamb leg on the $85’r and now sinking some XXXX. Meat Spinning at its finest
Spin on Cunts

by LiabilityAUS May 1, 2021