Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."

by MrsC2017 December 19, 2016

MOM

Word used to answer any question or exit any unwanted/unneeded conversation in a humorous way.

Hey, what are you doing in ther.. "MOM!"

by Maplemafia November 16, 2015

snowplow mom

A woman of age whom, before engaging in sexual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine

Mrs. Robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning... Maybe she's a snowplow mom.

by Crisperz December 12, 2015

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

postcard mom

Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.

Ann's mom moved away and now she's a postcard mom and only sends cards on her birthday.

by McEEK January 3, 2016

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi January 15, 2016

casserole mom

The type of mom who is preferably single, and loves to proclaim that she makes a mean casserole

Have you seen her mom? She's such a casserole mom.

by ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ March 2, 2016