god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.

God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!

by William Seares May 22, 2024

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God

God is the first cause of the universe and the prime mover. This means he is the first thing to ever exist, and he set the universe into motion. If God did not exist then there would be infinite number of causes and this would cause infinite regress which is a logical contradiction. Therefore God exists. There are 5 proofs that St. Thomas Aquinas made which prove the existence of God.

David: God is good, Hallelujah

by KekolordChri February 14, 2024

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God

A Russian Caracal Cat Named Floppa (Or Big Floppa)
Commonly Used As A Meme And Has An Enemy Named Bingus.
Also Has A Side Job, As A Rapper/Musical Artist.

Jimmy: Hey Timmy! Did You Pray To Our Lord And Savior, Big Floppa?

Timmy: Yeah! I Listen To His Music Every Day!

Jimmy: ok lol

Floppa is a god.

by Floppin Floppa July 13, 2022

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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.

"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."

by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021

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