Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.
by Blechorous May 12, 2016
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Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.
Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.
by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024
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churn chocolate butter

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 November 09, 2015
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Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.
I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.
by ComanRandle March 26, 2022
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Chocolate candy

Wow! Chocolate candy is so sweet!
by Woody_music November 28, 2022
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chocolate smeller

when a Chinese-American puts nutella on your asshole and sniffs it off with his nose.
REN : Yo sexy
Grace: Hey babes
REN: Damn shortie you sexy
Grace: what would you do to me?
REN: I wanna sniff nutella off your butt-hole
Grace: You're a dirty chocolate smeller
by Patrick Love/Hate ...GOD BLESS November 25, 2014
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