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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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butter knee

knees with fat on them that makes them look like melted butter; weird ass knees; fat knees
by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017
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Butters

All the butters people get with eachother cus no one else will
by Rockycockypoodle August 17, 2017
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box butter

The cheesy substance found around the vagina during a yeast infection
She told me to go down on her, but I said no bitch not with all that box butter
by lj2015 January 7, 2016
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Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
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freedom butter

Any type of nut butter that is not the type found in jail/prison. I recommend sunflower butter.
I had my first taste of freedom butter today!
by Safety Pin Queen March 4, 2023
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