A bad-a$$ gamer with tons of friends and many secret identities. He is a stern man with a big problem with laziness and goes around yelling crazy things like "Skratta du Florlar du!". He has big dreams that usually get crushed the moment he tells anyone because they are usually against common sense and logic.
"Hey look its Bradley P. what a cool guy!"
"I heard he has tons of friends and says a bunch of funny and crazy things."
"Ugh but he's so lazy all the time."
"I heard he has tons of friends and says a bunch of funny and crazy things."
"Ugh but he's so lazy all the time."
by Lil Fence December 15, 2017

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.
by orangered May 13, 2022

by urlonelystarr October 08, 2022

by moldeebongwater February 20, 2024

P rocker is a tall lanky type of specimen. they often go for bold, bald headed looks and act strangely homosexual around close friends. They tend to be shy around females but are very funny and are known to be able to recite all SCP variants yet they hide this knowledge.
“Hey you heard or P rocker, he’s that lanky one”
“The buzz cut p rocker? Ye I heard he knows all the scp’s”
“The buzz cut p rocker? Ye I heard he knows all the scp’s”
by Luhhunnybun June 17, 2022

by pactbyblood April 12, 2025

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.
"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
by Thebuttlord August 06, 2014
