n. A term used mostly for bikers, but has recently made way into the skateboarding world as the same thing. A cement track with bumps, jumps, and wide turns meant to learn how to pump on a skateboard or used for fun.
by mfomari March 27, 2025
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My best friend is Alex, he is my favorite person ever. I met Alex in 4th grade and right away I loved him, here we are in high school, and we're still dating, he is the most loving man I've ever met. Alex S. is a great guy.
by Nice and Honest December 9, 2021
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by BakuBling February 11, 2019
Get the James Smug. by Harlemsupreme July 5, 2020
Get the Double Smug. only the best band ever made up by holly and luna. they are known for almost dying alot when together with nikki the other child of the night---- down below you will se the lyric to their best song---- they are known for feliz navidad.
that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
👇
Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING
and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
👇
Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING
and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
by lol.its.holly December 3, 2020
Get the the S H E T L I N G Smug.