Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018

The Brown Kiss

The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.

Yoo i gotta go, bro, i just got The Brown Kiss.

by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.

The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.

by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010

National Kiss Day

On April 15 you have to kiss, or make out with someone you love, your friends, your family, or fucking anyone you want to.

Kiss someone on April 15 for national kiss day😘

by Un6kn6ow6n April 12, 2019

Chefs kiss

When a man is being sensually fellated by his woman, and he finishes in her mouth with a dice rolling hand motion, then brings his fingers to his mouth like an Italian chef and kisses.
Feel free to say bon apetit, bon apetito, apreveche, or a similar version meaning enjoy your meal...

I gave her the good ol "chefs kiss" and she enjoyed her meal

by ChefsKiss<3 April 2, 2025

Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact

“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023

Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.

Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!

by GustavoS June 4, 2013