Eye shadow bruise

The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.

person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?

by coit105 May 8, 2010

diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 2, 2008

golden brown eye

When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.

He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."

by Stanley Steamrollz April 6, 2014

brown eye kiss

The act to put someones eye on a messy anus to make a brown rim around an eye

Mmm baby lets get freaky...we can shit on each other or just do the brown eye kiss which one do you want

by The dreamspider October 28, 2015

Happily Eye Raped

When a hot girl or boy stares at you intently

Steve was totally stared down by Stacy he was happily eye raped

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 21, 2018

third eye blunt

It’s when you take your blunt and put it to the center of your four head after you are finished hitting it Representing your third eye being open

Yo let’s go watch young dagger dick snap all he does is hit the blunt and put it to his head Young dagger dick invented the third eye blunt

by idontgetscared February 18, 2019

bat her eyes

Look to someone in a very adorable way

Usually she bat her eyes to get what she wants

by Straight86 February 19, 2019