New London, Wi

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.

Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.

by fuckhortonville October 8, 2019

New Level Petty

Being extremely childish and making uncalled for statements

Eduardo was new level petty when he claimed it wasn't him in the picture

by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016

the new bruh moment

weh moment is the new bruh moment.
You must spread the word.

An example of how to use the new bruh moment:

"Karen took the fucking kids"
"Weh moment."

by vodconfident April 16, 2019

New Word War

The non-violent war individuals and organizations which have the power to popularize a new word wage against one another by inserting new words—they craft to achieve strategic goals—into various forms of media to covertly persuade as many people as possible to do or not do specific things.

The New Word War is intensifying.

by but for October 1, 2017

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs

Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Fox News Wife

Your typical woman who doesn't watch the news or pay attention to politics, yet is able to recite a list of things she is currently mad about. This is usually due to being married to a republican who watches fox news all day.

She was spouting conflicting ideologies like she didn't understand what she was saying - what a fox news wife.

by Dracon421 February 21, 2021

plowing new ground

any new sexual encounter.

hey look at that chick over there, if i hook up wit her i'll be plowing new ground tonight.

by TRICK 22 March 30, 2004