Bean-Switch

A slur for Mexican-Americans

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”

by Crackston October 1, 2022

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

green bean

a person who is for the streets
a person that is wayy too friendly

Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”

by anonymous October 17, 2023

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

Beans

The pads on cats paws that when you squish it makes their claws come out

The cat had such cute toe beans

by IamtheBah April 28, 2021

bean burger juice

Beans and burgers blended and it’s the retard himself(morgz)’s favourite drink! (apart from his mums booby milk of course)

baldy: do you want some bean burger juice morgan?
morgan: yes daddy, i do.

by meecrowahvey December 31, 2020

Bean

His name is Dylan and is always drowning in females

OMG ITS BEAN!!! Act cool

by Eat them toes 445 August 20, 2022