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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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suck my fuck

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”
WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”
by blue bic June 1, 2022
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Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
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Suck out the booty

1. A person who follows another person around.

2. A flunky

3. A yes man or woman; usually with low self esteem

4. A follower; usually a dim wit.
Brad remarked happily, "Sam is my suck out the booty." Sam was pissed off and embarrassed.

"Daaang. Dude a suck out the booty!" replied Steve after watching Tom follow Kevin around like a puppy dog.
by Chambana July 11, 2012
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