Herding Cats Phase

The inevitable chaos that one experiences as a projects moves towards the end. The finish line is in sight, there's more loose ends than a 20 year old sweater, everyone is semi-confused and lunging from task to task, and it's an all out assault on the concept of patience.

We've definitely entered the herding cats phase of this project. No idea how we're going to get to completion, hopefully we receive a miracle before someone loses their shit.

by Startup Street May 8, 2023

Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery

After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.

by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023

my dumbass cat

bitch ass cat stuck in the fucking ceiling i dont even know how that mf got there

me:my dumbass cat is stuck in the ceiling for the love of god

by midcap July 6, 2023

Black cat partner

A significant other who is more the quiet and reserved one in the relationship. Is most likely more Introverted.

Person 1: why is ur boyfriend so quiet?
Person 2: hes a black cat partner

by Lottepus July 17, 2023

10,11 buff cat

10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair

YOUR mom : kids, I'm going on a date tonight

Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008