Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?

by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Zebra cake

Usually a mixed girl black\white who sucks hella weins usually albino in texture.

That yellowbone "zebra cake" sucked the whole squad off even todd.

by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean

Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

Or

I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL

by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021