jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

Bean

A sweet and adorable thing to cuddle around with.

If someone calls you that (especially with the modifier 'adorable'), they're gonna hug you xD.

You're an adorable bean! ^ - ^

by Kit Rat November 2, 2019

Koshi Bean

Another word for vagina Used by Women in south Louisiana.

“Always powder your koshi bean”

by Littlefreckle November 21, 2021

Beans

Pillar and role model for JTSO, slangs the biggest schlong of them all

Yo Beans, swordfight?

by EDEN YEGAH January 20, 2022

Beans

Nickname for someone named Owen

Beans come try this soup.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020