before my time

something that happened before I even existed or way before time.

ancient old ancient history I was not born yet before my time

by kyliejmystery June 28, 2016

bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.

"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."

by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016

part time hoe

A girl who is a lowkey hoe. She's really sweet but when it's time, she'll know. You'll love to get yourself a part time hoe.

"Hey did you hear that John got a part time hoe?"
"COOL I want one."

by Lovecrackerloljk July 22, 2016

dreaming on god's time

When a person achieves 2 or more American Dreams within 7 days.

The invention of TRU and the Founding of AmericaNative let everyone know Nathan Rangel was dreaming on god'd time.
Dreaming on God's time is just as difficult when u don't try.

by AmericaNative July 15, 2016

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017