Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Glossy Taco

When you add a top coat overtop your nails.

After you applied your nail polish and holo, apply a glossy taco or a holo glossy taco

by Ciel Phantomhive 14 April 18, 2018

Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

taco person

Definition- someone or something that lives in Mexico or is Mexican
Example- that Mexican is a taco person
Example- if from Mexico you is a taco person

My friend Josue is a taco person
My friend Gerardo Josue Eduardo geezer is a taco person

by Taco person destroyer February 3, 2024

Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

Glossy taco

A glossy taco is a nickname made by the holo queen and famous youtuber Cristine, aka SimplyNailogical, for a normal glossy topcoat.

It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.

'Just did my nails, now let's add a glossy taco.'

'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'

by CHRLI- July 16, 2017

Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023