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stanford duck syndrome

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.
Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*
by bobby3453 October 26, 2020
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Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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4 AM Syndrome

A phenomenon which leads one's English (or whatever language one speaks) to either become less controlled or logical than usual or archaic and verbose; it also causes one to say things one wouldn't ordinarily say. Often quite embarrassing, this syndrome is most evident in those who chat or speak with friends or relatives in the wee hours of the morning.
Deb: I'm sorry about last night!! It was late, and I don't know what I was saying!
Pedro: No worries--I'm sure it was just the 4 AM Syndrome.
by BostoniensisXX September 6, 2013
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Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
by Porkins. March 26, 2012
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Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"
"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"
by Jarmeister November 28, 2011
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Pelvic Thrust Syndrome

The phenomenon of the pelvic area suddenly becoming it's own being and thrusting towards an extremely hot person.
Friend 1- Dude, look at that guy, he's SO hot!
Friend 2- I know! Uh oh, I think I'm getting the Pelvic Thrust Syndrome!

Friend 1- Oh no! Restrain yourself!
Friend 2- It's too late! HELP!
by momma123 December 1, 2011
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shiny upperclassmen syndrome

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.
"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."
by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012
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