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totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
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Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd
by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024
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The Performality Paradox

The sociological law that states the harder a person tries to appear "authentic" on social media, the more performative their behavior actually becomes. It refers to the irony that looking "effortlessly messy" (e.g., photo dumps, crying selfies, no-makeup posts) often requires more staging, curation, and editing than a polished photo.
Her "I just woke up" selfie took 45 minutes to get the lighting right. That is the Performality Paradox in action.
by nicklenova February 3, 2026
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The perfect book

Queen of shadows - Sarah J. Maas
This book is is so good that it’s the queen of shadows - the perfect book
by Ichlieberowan February 8, 2026
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Intestine perfume

“The guy let off a nasty intestine perfume on the boat yesterday, it was disgusting
by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
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in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.
If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.
by QuacksO May 2, 2025
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A perfect system

Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...
Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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