SUCKS PISS

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by sherk is nice February 20, 2021

Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

Piss Puss

A Piss Puss is when you kiss the homies goodnight right after pissing in the toilet.

"Goodnight bro", *Kisses bro's forehead*

"You smell like pee, Did you just give me a Piss Puss?"

by krogelfanbogel September 27, 2025

strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.

Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.

by Sir funk face October 22, 2023

piss waggot

A term to describe a low life cunt with nothing to live for, perhaps one how would keep milk jugs of piss in their room and smash them on the ground. usually you would find a "piss waggot" in their disease ridden room talking to rats and/or themself

The piss waggot had not known what female genetalia looks like

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

Piss Fart

When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.

Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!

by Greenhunt June 7, 2018

Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer

Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober

by anonymous July 22, 2025