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Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating
by koolterrorist May 12, 2023
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mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.
i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage
by dickery doch May 18, 2013
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Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
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Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas
Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside
by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010
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Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021
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mexican blow fish

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish
by user 453722 May 19, 2017
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