The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Canadian King

Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it

The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies

by The Canada king July 26, 2022

King James

James is Nunnally. Not Mike. Not LeBron.

Hey, did you watch the basketball game last night?
>Yes, it was amazing, King James even hit the game winner!

by ItIsBoca January 12, 2024

King Cwong

The derivative of a gorilla. Loves to climb buildings and was once caged in fury.

"king cwong was climbing the empire state building"

by lol hey October 10, 2011

Weed King

A posh king of the white ethnicity born in the hood, who is a Karen slayer.

Oh! Call Weed King, a lady wants to see the manager!

by Leykaisaan December 13, 2020

Leroy King

Leroy king, a hot boy. He is tall and handsome with blue eyes and blonde hair.

I’d like to make out with Leroy king.

by Catinthehatgirl December 15, 2023

King Emperor Sammy

King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.

All hail King Emperor Sammy!!

by LordSammy October 10, 2022